Trump suffers from STD

April 1, 2018

By ERIC TEEL In a revelation sending shockwaves through the corridors of Washington, leaked medical records from Trump’s personal physician have confirmed that the president suffers from advanced neurosyphilis. The documents show that the president contracted the sexually transmitted disease in 2009 while he was in Ukraine to judge the annual Miss Teen Ukraine pageant. […]

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Bombing Syria: What’s the point?

April 20, 2017

By EDDIE CELAYA On April 6 the United States attacked Syria with tomahawk missiles. I can’t help but notice the hypocrisy of such a move by this particular administration. To start off, let’s get something out of the way. What the Syrian government is being accused of under the rule of Bashar al-Assad is deplorable […]

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OPINION: Republicans prove inept in first test

April 6, 2017

The month of March marked a seminal defeat for the Trump White House and congressional Republicans. The American Health Care Act, the long-awaited Republican answer to “Obamacare,” went down without a vote as House Speaker Paul Ryan pulled the un popular bill. From the moment the “Obamacare” Af fordable Care Act passed both houses of Congress and was signed into law by then President […]

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Trump’s political suicide

March 23, 2017

By Eddie Celaya Donald Trump is back at it with the spying. Kellyanne Conway is worried about your microwaves Go-Go-Gadgeting into G-men. And all the while, Vladimir Putin has done a decent job infiltrating and running the country. Let’s recap the month. National Security Adviser Michael Flynn resigned for lying about meetings with Russian Ambassador […]

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THE WORD: Thoughts on Trump becoming president?

November 22, 2016

Photos and interviews by Nicholas Trujillo at Desert Vista Campus “Either way, no one was going to be happy. People shouldn’t judge everyone else, because everyone has a different opinion.” Paul Silva Major: Mechanical engineering “It caused a lot of hate between everyone. We have to learn to connect with each other and just deal […]

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Shocking election result means it’s time for soul-searching

November 10, 2016

By EDDIE CELAYA  Donald Trump pulled off one of the great political upsets in American history Nov. 8, defeating Hilary Clinton in the race for president. Trump won the Electoral College with 276 electoral votes. Clinton was winning in the popular vote as of press time. In a night that will be remembered for its […]

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Just put right man in charge

October 27, 2016

By NICHOLAS TRUJILLO As the nation draws closer to election day, it’s nice to see a man who has faced many hardships on the ballot. Donald Trump used a small loan from his father to start his own business, which is now worth $3.9 billion. His reality TV show raked in 6.4 million viewers on […]

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Want change? Generate noise

October 27, 2016

By D.R. WILLIAMS In the United States, one can receive a million-dollar loan from one’s father, star in a crappy reality show, sexually harass women and then gain credibility for a presidential campaign. Now that isn’t the typical American experience but, best-case scenario, you can be a real asshole and people will love you for […]

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Aztec Press Word: Marry, Fornicate, Eliminate…Top Republican Candidates

February 11, 2016

    Marry? Fornicate? Eliminate? Top Republican Candidates

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Trump only succeeds in entertaining

September 3, 2015

By NATE KEZER For quite a few months now, it has been difficult to avoid all of the attention that presidential hopeful Donald Trump has been getting. Both before and after the recent Republican debate, he has continued to fly high in the poll ratings. Many, especially those who support his campaign, would claim that his […]

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