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Horoscope

February 11, 2016

By S. PAUL BRYAN Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” – Joan Rivers Aquarius, you’re not what they’d call a looker. Hit the gym or make a cosmetic surgery appointment. Either way, love is not in your forecast. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) “Love is a […]

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Fall 2015 Issue 8 Horoscope

December 10, 2015

by MICKEY LAMB   Aries (March 21-April 19) Your pace may be a bit more than the world is ready for, Aries. Have you thought about giving the mountain a slow climb? It may allow you time to reflect on your purpose, as well as save you in aspirin costs. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Taurus, […]

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Horoscope

October 25, 2012

By CELESTE ORENDAIN   Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Do something interesting with your boring routine, Scorpio. Find something that is just right for you, if there is anything. You’re not sweet, but you’re not mean. You’re not the best monster fighter, either.   Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21) Stop trying to be a ghost, Sagittarius. We […]

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