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Horoscope: Nov. 10-23

November 10, 2016

By DAVID PUJOL  Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Friendship is important, Scorpio, but please stop being psychotic. Instead of worrying about your friends, listen to them and be thankful for the changing of the autumn leaves. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21) Your looks are the least of your worries, Sagittarius. Instead of worrying about your sense of […]

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April 7, 2016

By D.R. WILLIAMS Aries (March 21-April 19) You’re always moving at hyper speed. Take time to acknowledge your greatness, but keep your spunk and never quit smiling. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Although your head may be in the clouds, stay grounded and work hard. The payoff is about to hit you in the face. Gemini […]

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March 24, 2016

By MICHEAL ROMERO Aries (March 21-April 19) “Did you see that ruca? She looks just like Salinas!” Bust out the “Washer Machine” and all of your dad’s Selena albums. Taurus (April 20-May 20) “What’d you say about my mama? You feel sorry for who?” Add King Kendrick’s new album to your playlist and get caught […]

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February 11, 2016

By S. PAUL BRYAN Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” – Joan Rivers Aquarius, you’re not what they’d call a looker. Hit the gym or make a cosmetic surgery appointment. Either way, love is not in your forecast. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) “Love is a […]

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Fall 2015 Issue 8 Horoscope

December 10, 2015

by MICKEY LAMB   Aries (March 21-April 19) Your pace may be a bit more than the world is ready for, Aries. Have you thought about giving the mountain a slow climb? It may allow you time to reflect on your purpose, as well as save you in aspirin costs. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Taurus, […]

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Horoscope November 12-25

November 12, 2015

by MICKEY RAY LAMB Aries (March 21- April 19)  If you were thrifty last week, you should have no problem treating a loved one to a night out. If you gave into temptation, don’t sweat it. The chance will present itself later in the week, after you get your finances in order. Taurus (April 20- […]

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October 29, 2015

by S.J. BARAJAS Aries (March 21-April 19) Halloween’s here and you’re the type of person that waits to the last minute for a costume. Nothing that cardboard and duct tape can’t fix! Taurus (April 20-May 20) When it comes to costumes you should venture away from the conventional and go with the quirky. Buy a […]

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Horoscope Oct. 15-28

October 15, 2015

by AUDRIE FORD Aries (March 21-April 19) Coconut water is the drink you need to keep your spirits high. You’re humorous and passionate. It makes people love being around you, but don’t forget to use your creative abilities for yourself too. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Get a glass of green tea to help relax after […]

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October 1, 2015

By ALYSSA RAMER Aries (March 21 – April 19) Aries, you will probably get really angry sometime this month, and ask too many questions. But, you are smart, and and want to learn new things. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Tauruses are creative but stubborn and bull-headed. You like to show affection in weird […]

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September 3, 2015

By VALERIE TURCIOS Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) It’s your time to shine Virgo, but it doesn’t feel that way. Even though you have had negative energy in the past, open up your heart and get out there! Now is the time to listen to the guidance of those around you. Allow them to mend that […]

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May 7, 2015

By ALEX FRUECHTENICHT Taurus (April 20-May 20) Much like your sign, you are grabbing life by the horns, and all this forward thinking and productivity is going to start paying off. Happy birthday, as well! Gemini (May 21-June 21) Good on you, Gemini. Your selfless deeds have not gone unnoticed by the stars and will […]

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March 26, 2015

By MICKEY RAY LAMB   Aries (March 21-April 19) The battle is yours. This month we all feast in your glory, oh Aries. Perhaps you could benefit from sharing a toast with somebody deserving. Throwing destructive Scorpio some scraps under the table could gain you a loyal pawn to fit to your designs and spare […]

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March 12, 2015

By SHANA ROSE Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) You’ve planned your Spring Break since last year’s shenanigans. That included saving up every dime and constantly checking Groupon deals. You are now ready to rage. Aries (March 21-April 19) You’ve been avoiding your responsibilities with constant partying and compulsive spending. Ever heard of meditation or yoga? Taurus […]

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February 12, 2015

By ALFRED DICOCHEA III Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Someone will be doing dinner for one on Valentine’s Day. Look on the bright side: It will be cheaper. You can still do the two-for-20 deal, it will just be a two-for-20 for one. Pisces (Feb.19-March 20) Look, the only chocolate you’ll be getting is the box […]

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January 29, 2015

By ALEX FRUECHTENICHT Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Happy birthday! How’s it feel to be another year older? It’s your party, and you can cry if you want to. I predict you’ll be crying a lot. Pisces (Feb.19-March 20) Virgo and Scorpio have it out for you. Instead of making amends, hunt them down and get them […]

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