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By DAKOTA FINCHER  Aries (March 21-April 19) Taking risks is your specialty. Go ahead and do what you’ve been wanting. Just don’t get too cocky with it. No one likes a showoff.  Taurus (April 20-May 20) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and you’re exactly it. Take that skill with you always, because […]

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By ERIK MEDINA Aries (March 21-April 19) It’s your month! Make things go your way. Don’t rely too much on faith, it’s up to you to form your future. Keep yourself engaged and get as much done as possible. Persistence is key. Taurus (April 20-May 20) You keep telling yourself it’s time for change, yet […]

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Horoscope

By ASHLEY MUÑOZ Aries (March 21-April 19) The stars are done giving you advice, Aries, mainly because they’ve been dead for hundreds of years.  Taurus (April 20-May 20) Hey Taurus, it’s never too late to get into streetwear. Don’t listen to what your family and friends say, spending $600 on sneakers is nothing. This is […]

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Horoscope

By DAKOTA FINCHER  Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Don’t be shy. Strut your stuff and leave everyone else dead in the water. Use the fish in your sign to help with this. Did you know Rhianna is a fellow Pisces?  Aries (March 21-April 19) Life is all about making memories, so do something outright crazy. It’s […]

HOROSCOPE

HOROSCOPE

By DANIELLA CAMPUZANO Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) Focus on yourself this year. Do the best you can with what’s expected of you. This is a good time to do some research and explore more education. Of course, you may need to take risk but it’ll be worth it. Pisces (Feb. 19- March 20) Your […]

HOROSCOPE

HOROSCOPE

By ERIK MEDINA Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Don’t be basic! If you’re single, do things you’re not used to, have fun. In a relationship? Spice things up! Try sushi with your partner. Pisces (Feb.19-March 20) Didn’t get a New Year’s kiss? Don’t get too excited, you probably won’t get a Valentine’s Day kiss either. Sorry. […]

HOROSCOPE

HOROSCOPE

Editor’s note: Each quote is from social critic Christopher Hitchens. Dec. 15 marks the fifth anniversary of his death. By S. PAUL BRYAN Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21 “Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight buzz of inspiration when reading or […]

Horoscope: Nov. 10-23

Horoscope: Nov. 10-23

By DAVID PUJOL  Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Friendship is important, Scorpio, but please stop being psychotic. Instead of worrying about your friends, listen to them and be thankful for the changing of the autumn leaves. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21) Your looks are the least of your worries, Sagittarius. Instead of worrying about your sense of […]

Horoscope

Horoscope

By D.R. WILLIAMS Aries (March 21-April 19) You’re always moving at hyper speed. Take time to acknowledge your greatness, but keep your spunk and never quit smiling. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Although your head may be in the clouds, stay grounded and work hard. The payoff is about to hit you in the face. Gemini […]

HOROSCOPES

HOROSCOPES

By MICHEAL ROMERO Aries (March 21-April 19) “Did you see that ruca? She looks just like Salinas!” Bust out the “Washer Machine” and all of your dad’s Selena albums. Taurus (April 20-May 20) “What’d you say about my mama? You feel sorry for who?” Add King Kendrick’s new album to your playlist and get caught […]

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Horoscope

By S. PAUL BRYAN Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” – Joan Rivers Aquarius, you’re not what they’d call a looker. Hit the gym or make a cosmetic surgery appointment. Either way, love is not in your forecast. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) “Love is a […]

Fall 2015 Issue 8 Horoscope

Fall 2015 Issue 8 Horoscope

by MICKEY LAMB   Aries (March 21-April 19) Your pace may be a bit more than the world is ready for, Aries. Have you thought about giving the mountain a slow climb? It may allow you time to reflect on your purpose, as well as save you in aspirin costs. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Taurus, […]

Horoscope November 12-25

Horoscope November 12-25

by MICKEY RAY LAMB Aries (March 21- April 19)  If you were thrifty last week, you should have no problem treating a loved one to a night out. If you gave into temptation, don’t sweat it. The chance will present itself later in the week, after you get your finances in order. Taurus (April 20- […]

Horoscope

Horoscope

by S.J. BARAJAS Aries (March 21-April 19) Halloween’s here and you’re the type of person that waits to the last minute for a costume. Nothing that cardboard and duct tape can’t fix! Taurus (April 20-May 20) When it comes to costumes you should venture away from the conventional and go with the quirky. Buy a […]

Horoscope Oct. 15-28

Horoscope Oct. 15-28

by AUDRIE FORD Aries (March 21-April 19) Coconut water is the drink you need to keep your spirits high. You’re humorous and passionate. It makes people love being around you, but don’t forget to use your creative abilities for yourself too. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Get a glass of green tea to help relax after […]