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Online Extra: Rapper Jay-Z set to host concert in Pima gym

Online Extra: Rapper Jay-Z set to host concert in Pima gym

By Daniel Gaona Photo by Matthew Henry Last April, Jay-Z performed in Tucson at the Arizona Stadium. Almost exactly a year later, he is returning to Southern Arizona. “I saw the life out there last year and I just had to come back,” Shawn Corey Carter said in a phone interview with the Aztec Press. […]

Online Extra: Study shows breasts have biological purpose

Online Extra: Study shows breasts have biological purpose

By STEVE CHOICE It turns out that men may need the birds and the bees explained to them with a little more clarity. The results of a major study released last week have confirmed a long-held suspicion in the field of reproductive health. The majority of American males have little or no idea that women’s […]

Online Extra: Vice presidential candidate to be reality TV star

Online Extra: Vice presidential candidate to be reality TV star

By Debbie Hadley Sarah Palin is close to finalizing a deal to be paid $1 million an episode for a new reality miniseries to be aired by Discovery Communications, sources say. The show will focus on the former vice presidential candidate taking viewers on a scenic tour of Alaskan trout streams and showing bear traps […]

Online Extra: Man-Ram: ‘I wanted to be a girl!’

Online Extra: Man-Ram: ‘I wanted to be a girl!’

By Eric Townsend LOS ANGELES- Baseball star Manny Ramirez revealed today that he wants a sex change. The multi-million dollar hitting machine sat out for more than 50 games last year due to his suspension after failing Major League Baseball’s strict drug testing. The 12-time All-Star was caught taking a women’s fertility drug that was […]

Issue 5 horoscopes

Issue 5 horoscopes

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You’re a romantic through and through, Taurus. Your love is so deep that you’re guaranteed happiness. Oh wait, that’s from last year. Your current horoscope says you’re a loser and you’ll die alone.

Issue 4 Horoscope

Issue 4 Horoscope

By Taylor Bock Taurus (April 20-May 20) Don’t dwell too much on the future, Taurus. Try to live your life in the here and now. Anxiety and stress shorten your lifespan. All the more reason not to think about it if you’re the really nervous type. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Keep your mouth shut, Gemini. […]

Issue 3 Horoscopes

Issue 3 Horoscopes

Aries (March 21-April 19)

You’re going to come across something seemingly amazing, Aries. But remember that things aren’t always as they seem. That deluxe ultra cheeseburger with extra bacon just might have a cockroach in it.

HOROSCOPE

HOROSCOPE

By Taylor Bock Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Don’t ignore that voice in your head, Aquarius. If it’s telling you to get things done, do them. If it’s telling you to burn things, please move a few yards away from me. Pisces (Feb.19-March 20) Cheaters never prosper, Pisces. It’s always a bad idea to take the […]

Horoscope

Horoscope

By Taylor Bock Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Try not to think too much, Aquarius. Over-thinking has been the bane of many healthy young college students. Just keep in mind the KISS method, “Keep-It-Simple-Stupid,” as opposed to SWAG, “Scientific-Wild-Ass-Guess.” Pisces (Feb.19-March 20) It’s a new year, Pisces. It’s time to be more open to things that […]