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By JENNIFER GRAHAM Aries (March 21-April 19) It’s finally spring, but that doesn’t mean you should be working on your tan and upping your tolerance to alcohol. There is nothing attractive about a leather wallet with a beer gut. Try dropping the bottle in exchange for an oh-so-trendy juice cleanse. Taurus (April 20-May 20) I […]

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By JAY BECKER-NORMAN Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) It’s your time of the month: adventure time! Life is for the living, so live it loud and don’t shy away from uncharted experiences coming your way. Aries (March 21-April 19) Breathe life into what your heart desires, Aries. Pilot your way to great happiness and don’t let […]

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By RACHEL WHITE Pisces (Feb.19-March 20) A question unheard will always go unanswered. Stop tiptoeing ‘round the declarations you’re dying to make, or another will voice the vow you’re too coward to take. Aries (March 21-April 19) Because you’re decisively askew, anxious energies have been overpowering more conclusive views. Release your angst towards physical productivity […]

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By SEBASTIAN BARAJAS Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) This may be your month, Aquarius, if you think you can jump over the hurdles and challenges it may bring. Remember hard work and a just cause yield worthy results. You’re on the track team for a reason. Pisces (Feb.19-March 20) Let’s face it, Pisces, you’re accepting and […]

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By BETO HOYOS Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Your love for zombie movies is well known, but you shouldn’t look like a zombie in your classes. Sleep is actually important and can make a difference. Sometimes all it takes is a bite of a sandwich and a moment of silence. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Looks can […]

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By RACHEL WHITE Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21) Your inquiring mind may be fond of asking, but other minds aren’t keen on being questioned. Curiosity is indeed the key to creativity — but it also killed the cat. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan 19) You see asking for assistance as inconveniencing others. You prefer to suffer silently in […]

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By BETO HOYOS Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You take life too seriously. Sure, bad things happen but find ways to cope. Some unexpected leisure time will bring you happiness and joy. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Behind every great woman there’s a great man, and behind every great man there’s a woman rolling her eyes. People […]

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By BETO HOYOS Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) It’s been a long time since you touched base back home. If you forget where you come from, you won’t get where you want to be. The answer to your problems may await you in the place where it all began. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You set the bar too high. Lower your expectations.  Not everyone is a utility player. Sometimes you need to just play your position. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Your character helps you out in awkward situations and your humor makes even bitter old men crack a smile. As seasons transition, however, so must you. Do something important to show people you’re not just a goofball. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You feel like taking off on a random adventure or road trip, but now is a bad time for that. Your work load shows no mercy. But fret not, the holidays will bring solace. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) You’ve come a long way, Pisces. Hard work and good looks keep you swimming right along. However, you’ve drifted away from those who care. Reach out to them. Aries (March 21-April 19) You’ve been stuck in a routine, and […]

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By LOC TRAN Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) What’s with the mood, Scorpio? Brighten up and stop being so crabby. People around you feel like they’re being sucked into a black hole. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21) Please remember that you’re not a baby. Stop being so dependent on your parents and go make something of yourself. […]

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By JOHN CHESTNUT Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Like a hot Spanish conquistador, your name will guide you to the mountaintop before someone disappoints you and says, “No hace frio.” Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Sometimes you gotta go. Now is the time for you to say, “I can and will eat that 72-ounce steak.” Your family […]

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By RACHEL WHITE Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Your calm and calculated charm will soon tip social scales in your favor. Be careful not to become boastful and overbearing – nobody likes a bossy bitch. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) You have no problem stepping up to the productive plate. However, upcoming stresses and self-limitations may find […]

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By BRENDA PACHECO Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept.22) The Sun and Mercury will shine on you this month, bringing good career opportunities and more money your way. Don’t expect a date with a special someone anytime soon because you’re going to be booked. Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 22) Your social life will be much more exciting […]

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By S.J. BARAJAS Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22) Your life has become pretty dull as of late and you feel in a rut, Virgo. My advice: hold off on the Netflix and go read a book, you lazy slob. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) The stars say love is in the air — that is, for […]

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By DIEGO LOZANO III Taurus (April 20-May 20) Maybe you were better off dropping that math class weeks ago, Taurus. Get a job and pray for a fun summer. There’s nothing more I can tell you. Cheer up mate. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Stop over-posing yourself or your face will permanently morph into that duck […]

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By COLE POTWARDOWSKI Aries (March 21-April 19) You ram through college acing exams. But according to the Higher Learning Commission, your credits resemble dry Raisin Bran. Go buy yourself a Dodge Ram. Taurus (April 20-May 20) You’re probably reading this because your sign is the Taurus and you’re anxious to read something cool about yourself. […]