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By S. PAUL BRYAN Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” – Joan Rivers Aquarius, you’re not what they’d call a looker. Hit the gym or make a cosmetic surgery appointment. Either way, love is not in your forecast. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) “Love is a […]

Horoscope

Horoscope

By MELINA CASILLAS Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Aquarius, your aloof nature may make you yearn for some alone time but as your birthday approaches don’t be afraid to go out and have fun. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Something smells fishy and it’s not just your zodiac sign, Pisces. Someone will probably take your selflessness for […]

Fall 2015 Issue 8 Horoscope

Fall 2015 Issue 8 Horoscope

by MICKEY LAMB   Aries (March 21-April 19) Your pace may be a bit more than the world is ready for, Aries. Have you thought about giving the mountain a slow climb? It may allow you time to reflect on your purpose, as well as save you in aspirin costs. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Taurus, […]

Horoscope November 12-25

Horoscope November 12-25

by MICKEY RAY LAMB Aries (March 21- April 19)  If you were thrifty last week, you should have no problem treating a loved one to a night out. If you gave into temptation, don’t sweat it. The chance will present itself later in the week, after you get your finances in order. Taurus (April 20- […]

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Horoscope

by S.J. BARAJAS Aries (March 21-April 19) Halloween’s here and you’re the type of person that waits to the last minute for a costume. Nothing that cardboard and duct tape can’t fix! Taurus (April 20-May 20) When it comes to costumes you should venture away from the conventional and go with the quirky. Buy a […]

Horoscope Oct. 15-28

Horoscope Oct. 15-28

by AUDRIE FORD Aries (March 21-April 19) Coconut water is the drink you need to keep your spirits high. You’re humorous and passionate. It makes people love being around you, but don’t forget to use your creative abilities for yourself too. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Get a glass of green tea to help relax after […]

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Horoscope

By ALYSSA RAMER Aries (March 21 – April 19) Aries, you will probably get really angry sometime this month, and ask too many questions. But, you are smart, and and want to learn new things. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Tauruses are creative but stubborn and bull-headed. You like to show affection in weird […]

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Horoscope

By DAVID PUJOL Aries (March 21-April 19) This month is time for you to be patient.  Waters are calm, and you need to allow yourself some time to relax and let things be. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Taurus, you should be careful about how you spend your money this month. You should also be aware […]

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By VALERIE TURCIOS Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) It’s your time to shine Virgo, but it doesn’t feel that way. Even though you have had negative energy in the past, open up your heart and get out there! Now is the time to listen to the guidance of those around you. Allow them to mend that […]

HOROSCOPE

HOROSCOPE

By ALEX FRUECHTENICHT Taurus (April 20-May 20) Much like your sign, you are grabbing life by the horns, and all this forward thinking and productivity is going to start paying off. Happy birthday, as well! Gemini (May 21-June 21) Good on you, Gemini. Your selfless deeds have not gone unnoticed by the stars and will […]

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Horoscope

By TANISHA KNUTZEN Taurus (April 20-May 20) When the candlelit cake arrives, Taurus, take a second to think about the awesome year that just passed. Make sure to blow your candles out for an even better year to come. Gemini (May 21-June 21) You’re the perfect person to show others how to keep smiling and […]

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Horoscope

By ALFRED DICOCHEA III Aries (March 21-April 19) Happy birthday to some of you. Hope it was a good one. For the rest of you, just bide your time. It is coming up pretty soon. It’s kind of on the calendar to prove it. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Ever notice that you’re named after a […]

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By MICKEY RAY LAMB   Aries (March 21-April 19) The battle is yours. This month we all feast in your glory, oh Aries. Perhaps you could benefit from sharing a toast with somebody deserving. Throwing destructive Scorpio some scraps under the table could gain you a loyal pawn to fit to your designs and spare […]

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Horoscope

By SHANA ROSE Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) You’ve planned your Spring Break since last year’s shenanigans. That included saving up every dime and constantly checking Groupon deals. You are now ready to rage. Aries (March 21-April 19) You’ve been avoiding your responsibilities with constant partying and compulsive spending. Ever heard of meditation or yoga? Taurus […]

HOROSCOPE

HOROSCOPE

By TANISHA KNUTZEN Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) This will be your best birthday ever, Pisces, and should bring you the best year yet. Embrace it. Aries (March 21-April 19) Aries, you need a vacation. Get your fancy MacBook out and book a flight to anywhere. Just make sure wherever you’re going has yummy drinks and […]