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February 2, 2017

By ERIK MEDINA Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Don’t be basic! If you’re single, do things you’re not used to, have fun. In a relationship? Spice things up! Try sushi with your partner. Pisces (Feb.19-March 20) Didn’t get a New Year’s kiss? Don’t get too excited, you probably won’t get a Valentine’s Day kiss either. Sorry. […]

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December 8, 2016

Editor’s note: Each quote is from social critic Christopher Hitchens. Dec. 15 marks the fifth anniversary of his death. By S. PAUL BRYAN Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21 “Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight buzz of inspiration when reading or […]

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Horoscope: Nov. 23- Dec. 7

November 22, 2016

By S. PAUL BRYAN Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21) “Open up your eyes for me people, the prophecies are true and the beast is real.” ―Jonathan Anthony Burkett The beast is real. RUUUNNNN!!!! Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan 19) “It’s the end of the world every day, for someone.” ―Margaret Atwood …and that someone just might be you, […]

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Horoscope: Nov. 10-23

November 10, 2016

By DAVID PUJOL  Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Friendship is important, Scorpio, but please stop being psychotic. Instead of worrying about your friends, listen to them and be thankful for the changing of the autumn leaves. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21) Your looks are the least of your worries, Sagittarius. Instead of worrying about your sense of […]

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September 15, 2016

By DAVID PUJOL   Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22) I’d like to say thank you, Virgo. It might not be said as often as it should be but know we’re thankful for you! Don’t get discouraged if you aren’t praised for your kindness. If life gets too hard, become an artist.   Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. […]

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May 5, 2016

By S. PAUL BRYAN Taurus (April 20-May 20) “Why do all balls look like they’re 150 years old?” -Whitney Cummings Think of the information you’ve absorbed this year. Try to figure out why we, as humans, haven’t found the answer to Ms. Cummings question. It’s a brain teaser. Happy birthday. Gemini (May 21-June 21) “College […]

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April 21, 2016

By AUDRIE FORD Taurus (April 20-May 20) You’re patient with those around you, but can be greedy. Remember the azalea during these upcoming weeks. The flower stands for a timeless message, “Take care of yourself for me.” Gemini (May 21-June 21) Imagine a peaceful cattail blowing in the wind by a stream whenever you start […]

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March 24, 2016

By MICHEAL ROMERO Aries (March 21-April 19) “Did you see that ruca? She looks just like Salinas!” Bust out the “Washer Machine” and all of your dad’s Selena albums. Taurus (April 20-May 20) “What’d you say about my mama? You feel sorry for who?” Add King Kendrick’s new album to your playlist and get caught […]

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March 10, 2016

By DAVID PUJOL Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Your imagination is incredibly vibrant, Pisces. You will need to make a choice soon. You have big dreams so don’t set them aside. Aries (March 21-April 19) You’ve sent away your inner child, Aries. Remember to dance and sing. Because you are so set on everyone only seeing […]

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February 23, 2016

By JASON WEIR Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) It’s a leap year, so take a leap of faith. Try something out of your comfort zone. Don’t be afraid to feel like a fish out of water. Aries (March 21-April 19) Stop ramming your head against the wall as an effort in futility. Take advantage of the […]

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February 11, 2016

By S. PAUL BRYAN Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” – Joan Rivers Aquarius, you’re not what they’d call a looker. Hit the gym or make a cosmetic surgery appointment. Either way, love is not in your forecast. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) “Love is a […]

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January 28, 2016

By MELINA CASILLAS Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Aquarius, your aloof nature may make you yearn for some alone time but as your birthday approaches don’t be afraid to go out and have fun. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Something smells fishy and it’s not just your zodiac sign, Pisces. Someone will probably take your selflessness for […]

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Fall 2015 Issue 8 Horoscope

December 10, 2015

by MICKEY LAMB   Aries (March 21-April 19) Your pace may be a bit more than the world is ready for, Aries. Have you thought about giving the mountain a slow climb? It may allow you time to reflect on your purpose, as well as save you in aspirin costs. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Taurus, […]

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Horoscope November 12-25

November 12, 2015

by MICKEY RAY LAMB Aries (March 21- April 19)  If you were thrifty last week, you should have no problem treating a loved one to a night out. If you gave into temptation, don’t sweat it. The chance will present itself later in the week, after you get your finances in order. Taurus (April 20- […]

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October 29, 2015

by S.J. BARAJAS Aries (March 21-April 19) Halloween’s here and you’re the type of person that waits to the last minute for a costume. Nothing that cardboard and duct tape can’t fix! Taurus (April 20-May 20) When it comes to costumes you should venture away from the conventional and go with the quirky. Buy a […]

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