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By DAKOTA FINCHER  Aries (March 21-April 19) Taking risks is your specialty. Go ahead and do what you’ve been wanting. Just don’t get too cocky with it. No one likes a showoff.  Taurus (April 20-May 20) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and you’re exactly it. Take that skill with you always, because […]

Horoscope

Horoscope

By ERIK MEDINA Aries (March 21-April 19) It’s your month! Make things go your way. Don’t rely too much on faith, it’s up to you to form your future. Keep yourself engaged and get as much done as possible. Persistence is key. Taurus (April 20-May 20) You keep telling yourself it’s time for change, yet […]

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Horoscope

By ASHLEY MUÑOZ Aries (March 21-April 19) The stars are done giving you advice, Aries, mainly because they’ve been dead for hundreds of years.  Taurus (April 20-May 20) Hey Taurus, it’s never too late to get into streetwear. Don’t listen to what your family and friends say, spending $600 on sneakers is nothing. This is […]

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Horoscope

By DAKOTA FINCHER  Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Don’t be shy. Strut your stuff and leave everyone else dead in the water. Use the fish in your sign to help with this. Did you know Rhianna is a fellow Pisces?  Aries (March 21-April 19) Life is all about making memories, so do something outright crazy. It’s […]

HOROSCOPE

HOROSCOPE

By DANIELLA CAMPUZANO Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) Focus on yourself this year. Do the best you can with what’s expected of you. This is a good time to do some research and explore more education. Of course, you may need to take risk but it’ll be worth it. Pisces (Feb. 19- March 20) Your […]

HOROSCOPE

HOROSCOPE

By ERIK MEDINA Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Don’t be basic! If you’re single, do things you’re not used to, have fun. In a relationship? Spice things up! Try sushi with your partner. Pisces (Feb.19-March 20) Didn’t get a New Year’s kiss? Don’t get too excited, you probably won’t get a Valentine’s Day kiss either. Sorry. […]

HOROSCOPE

HOROSCOPE

Editor’s note: Each quote is from social critic Christopher Hitchens. Dec. 15 marks the fifth anniversary of his death. By S. PAUL BRYAN Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21 “Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight buzz of inspiration when reading or […]

Horoscope: Nov. 23- Dec. 7

Horoscope: Nov. 23- Dec. 7

By S. PAUL BRYAN Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21) “Open up your eyes for me people, the prophecies are true and the beast is real.” ―Jonathan Anthony Burkett The beast is real. RUUUNNNN!!!! Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan 19) “It’s the end of the world every day, for someone.” ―Margaret Atwood …and that someone just might be you, […]

Horoscope: Nov. 10-23

Horoscope: Nov. 10-23

By DAVID PUJOL  Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Friendship is important, Scorpio, but please stop being psychotic. Instead of worrying about your friends, listen to them and be thankful for the changing of the autumn leaves. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21) Your looks are the least of your worries, Sagittarius. Instead of worrying about your sense of […]

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

By DAVID PUJOL   Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22) I’d like to say thank you, Virgo. It might not be said as often as it should be but know we’re thankful for you! Don’t get discouraged if you aren’t praised for your kindness. If life gets too hard, become an artist.   Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. […]

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

By S. PAUL BRYAN Taurus (April 20-May 20) “Why do all balls look like they’re 150 years old?” -Whitney Cummings Think of the information you’ve absorbed this year. Try to figure out why we, as humans, haven’t found the answer to Ms. Cummings question. It’s a brain teaser. Happy birthday. Gemini (May 21-June 21) “College […]

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

By AUDRIE FORD Taurus (April 20-May 20) You’re patient with those around you, but can be greedy. Remember the azalea during these upcoming weeks. The flower stands for a timeless message, “Take care of yourself for me.” Gemini (May 21-June 21) Imagine a peaceful cattail blowing in the wind by a stream whenever you start […]

HOROSCOPES

HOROSCOPES

By MICHEAL ROMERO Aries (March 21-April 19) “Did you see that ruca? She looks just like Salinas!” Bust out the “Washer Machine” and all of your dad’s Selena albums. Taurus (April 20-May 20) “What’d you say about my mama? You feel sorry for who?” Add King Kendrick’s new album to your playlist and get caught […]

HOROSCOPE

HOROSCOPE

By DAVID PUJOL Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Your imagination is incredibly vibrant, Pisces. You will need to make a choice soon. You have big dreams so don’t set them aside. Aries (March 21-April 19) You’ve sent away your inner child, Aries. Remember to dance and sing. Because you are so set on everyone only seeing […]

Horoscope

Horoscope

By JASON WEIR Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) It’s a leap year, so take a leap of faith. Try something out of your comfort zone. Don’t be afraid to feel like a fish out of water. Aries (March 21-April 19) Stop ramming your head against the wall as an effort in futility. Take advantage of the […]