Horoscope

By DAKOTA FINCHER

 Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Don’t be shy. Strut your stuff and leave everyone else dead in the water. Use the fish in your sign to help with this. Did you know Rhianna is a fellow Pisces?

 Aries (March 21-April 19)

Life is all about making memories, so do something outright crazy. It’s college for a reason, right? Make it your goal to have a wild story to one day tell your kids or, if you’re more of an animal person, your cats. I don’t judge.

 Taurus (April 20-May 20)

You and I both know you need to go shopping. Go ahead, I support you. It’s OK. Don’t stress about the bills. They can wait, trust me. Don’t think about it too much.

 Gemini (May 21-June 21)

Don’t get yourself into anything you can’t talk your smooth self out of over Spring Break. Just keep the good times coming.

 Cancer (June 22-July 22)

Make wise choices over Spring Break. Y’all are not together for a reason, remember that. Who needs this more? You or me?

 Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

So what if they left you on read? Go out and make ‘em blow up your phone, but don’t respond. Petty, I like that.

 Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Listen, let go of whatever is holding you back. Some serious “you” time is overdue. I’m talking about some TLC, face masks. Better yet, listen to “I’m out, by Ciara.” Even better, put up a Instagram post in something new. Whatever makes you happy.

 Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Three words to describe your Spring Break: Young. Wild. Free. Just don’t take it too far. Your liver and life will thank you later.

 Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov.21)

Is it beer before liquor or liquor before beer? Find out for us.

 Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec.21)

Something spontaneous sounds fun. Go backpacking or read a new book. The possibilities are endless. The world is your oyster.

 Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan.19)

As hard as it sounds, don’t plan this one. Go with the flow and let the current take you. When you’re too busy planning, you could miss out.

 Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Remember that one night, yeah, the one there’s no speaking of? Avoid. Fireball. It’s OK … me too.

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