By S. PAUL BRYAN
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21
“Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight buzz of inspiration when reading or writing.”
Well, you can’t argue with that.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan 19)
“Take the risk of thinking for yourself, much more happiness, truth, beauty, and wisdom will come to you that way.”
No one is the boss of you but you, Capricorn. Take the bull by the horns. Call your own shots.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
“How ya doin’?” I always think, What kind of a question is that?, and I always reply, “A bit early to tell.”
Ain’t that the damn truth!
Pisces (Feb.19-March 20)
“Beware what you wish for, unless you have the grace to hope that your luck can be shared.”
Wisdom. Take it. Use it.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
“There is nothing more; but I want nothing more.”
Aries, if you will simply accept that there really, truly is nothing else you’ll find that you make the most of all you have now.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
“I became a journalist partly so that I wouldn’t ever have to rely on the press for my information.”
Don’t believe everything you read, Taurus.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
“There can be no progress without head-on confrontation.”
Progress and force dead-weight knuckle-draggers to progress with you.
Cancer (June 21- July 22)
“You have to choose your future regrets.”
Choose wisely, Cancer, choose wisely.
Leo (July 23- Aug. 22)
“Exceptional claims demand exceptional evidence.”
Leo, don’t buy all the BS that folks try to sell you. Call them on it, demand the facts.
Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22)
“Cheap booze is a false economy.”
Think on it, Virgo. Drink on it. Then wake up and think on it again.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
“Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that’s where it should stay.”
That’s right Libra. You may have a story to tell but that doesn’t mean the rest of us want to read about it.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
“There either is a god or there is not; there is a ‘design’ or not.”
Come on Scorpio, drop that baggage. Use some common sense and allow yourself to continue along evolution’s path for you.