Horoscope: Nov. 10-23

By DAVID PUJOL

 Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Friendship is important, Scorpio, but please stop being psychotic. Instead of worrying about your friends, listen to them and be thankful for the changing of the autumn leaves.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21)

Your looks are the least of your worries, Sagittarius. Instead of worrying about your sense of style, be thankful for that one time you were the line leader in second grade.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan 19)

Capricorn, the world is a dangerous place and always will be. Instead of worrying about your safety 24/7, be thankful for the fact that you are breathing and still alive.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Aquarius, instead of worrying about what other people think of your hair, clothes or beliefs, just be thankful for that time you called your pet by its name and it actually came to you.

Pisces (Feb.19-March 20)

Pisces, you worry too much about those you love. They will be OK. Instead of worrying, be thankful for that one time your parents let you play hooky when it snowed.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

You need to take some “you” time, Aries. Take a class, do some yoga or find some other form of self-care. Relax and love yourself. Be thankful for people who get their desired results on a pregnancy test.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

You may be very unsure of what you want in your love life or school or career, Taurus, but it’s OK. You’ll figure it out. Instead of being concerned with that, be thankful for that one perfect song to which you know all the lyrics.

 Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Life may be confusing and your future may just seem like a daydream, Gemini, but you are going places. Be thankful for the setting sun creating a masterpiece of a sunset in our Arizona sky.

 Cancer (June 21- July 22)

Cancer, you may be sad but that isn’t a new feeling. You are stronger than you know. Smile, laugh, create and be thankful for that someone who can make you laugh when things get tough.

Leo (July 23- Aug. 22)

The semester might be kicking your ass, Leo, but you can do this. Your GPA won’t matter in 30 years, so try not to give it more than 30 minutes of worry now. Instead, be thankful for the feeling you get when you’ve accomplished a lot.

Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22)

Virgo, success will happen. Just give it time. Instead of worrying about when you’ll make it, be thankful for the fact that modern medicine has cured so many awful diseases.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Now is not the time for an identity crisis or a full mental breakdown, Libra. Pull it together instead of worrying about your self-image. Be thankful for the answer pages in the back of some textbooks.

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