Horoscopes

By DAVID PUJOL

 

Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22)

I’d like to say thank you, Virgo. It might not be said as often as it should be but know we’re thankful for you! Don’t get discouraged if you aren’t praised for your kindness. If life gets too hard, become an artist.

 

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

It may seem as if no one is concerned with your feelings or opinions, Libra, but that is not the case. You are so helpful, and your voice matters even when no one asks. If it gets too hard, become a talk show host.

 

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Times may be hard, Scorpio, but it’s the beginning of a new school year so stay strong. I won’t pry but I hope you’re OK. People care for you. If you disagree, you can become a stripper.

 

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21)

It may seem as if there’s a lot of negativity present in the coming weeks. Just know, Sagittarius, that you need to be positive. If you disagree, become an accountant.

 

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan 19)

It can be very hard work, Capricorn, but you need to put in the effort. Don’t give up. If it gets too difficult, become a tattoo artist.

 

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

You love it, Aquarius, when someone acknowledges what is actually going on. Ignorance isn’t bliss and you should take pride in your voice. If you disagree, become a presidential candidate.

 

Pisces (Feb.19-March 20)

I know how horrible it feels when no one wants to listen to you. But Pisces, just tell us what is going on with you. If it gets too hard, become a struggling writer.

 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

It seems obvious that you want appreciation, Aries. Just know you are an awesome human being. If life gets too hard, become a firefighter.

 

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

It’s OK to step outside of your comfort zone, Taurus. You may feel exposed but you are brave for doing so. We care and you’ll have our support. If you disagree, become a chef.

 

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

You are always changing, Gemini. It’s only human nature to do so, but others may see you as two-faced or artificial. Please don’t listen to them. If you disagree, become a model.

 

Cancer (June 21- July 22)

You’re very insecure, Cancer, and may need reassurance that you are valued. It’s awful to feel unappreciated but just wait: Your loved ones will let you know they love you. If life gets too hard, become a teacher.

 

Leo (July 23- Aug. 22)

You are very charming, Leo, and often get away with things that would trip up most other people. However, you should reconsider some of your actions. If life gets too hard, become an actor.

 

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