Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

This will be your best birthday ever, Pisces, and should bring you the best year yet. Embrace it.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Aries, you need a vacation. Get your fancy MacBook out and book a flight to anywhere. Just make sure wherever you’re going has yummy drinks and a sun that never quits shining.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

I get the sense, Taurus, that you’ve had a rough start to your year. So just in case somebody hasn’t already told you, you’re awesome. Whatever happens, keep that smile shining.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Gemini, you’re so well rounded. If you ever find yourself having a bad day, just be happy you’re not a square.

Cancer (June 21- July 22)

Cancer, if life throws anything your way, I have a feeling it will only be good things, like puppies in pajamas and gallons of ice cream. Odd combo, yes, but still fantastic.

Leo (July 23- Aug. 22)

You’ve always been adventurous, what happened? Get out there, Leo. Let the mountains hear your roar, the road see your foot prints and the world feel your presence.

Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22)

You’ve been working so hard, Virgo. It’s time you put your feet up and put the weight of the world down. Go grab yourself an extra-large pizza and a pint of your favorite ice cream, then turn on some Netflix.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

I just looked into my crystal ball and it said good things are coming your way. Not just any kind of good thing, either. It will be something that combines these words: fantastic, glorious and perfect.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Don’t be so hard on yourself, Scorpio. If life was meant to be taken so seriously, there would be a final exam. That’s not the case, so learn to relax a bit more.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec.21)

Pay more attention to the little things in life, Sagittarius. You’re missing out on a whole lot of beauty. Life isn’t a race don’t rush so much.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan.19)

Oh Capricorn, it’s really OK if you don’t have everything in your life perfectly together and planned out. I guarantee nobody around you does either.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Get your cute butt outside, Aquarius, and enjoy the beautiful sunshine that’s always calling your name.

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