By LOC TRAN
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Your ability to accomplish schoolwork without being a devoted procrastinator has driven you in the right direction, Aries. Keep doing what you’re doing and you shall succeed.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Let me give you a hint, Taurus: he/she is not interested. Move on and stop moping around looking for someone to feel sorry for you.
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
It’s no secret how much you love to talk. Do us all a favor and be quiet for once. It’s not as hard as you think. I believe in you Gemini, I do.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Your exceptional personality has gotten you far in life. Keep up the good work and it will take you exactly where you want to go. Don’t let anyone steal your outstanding sparkle, Cancer.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Everything comes easy for you, Leo. You’re one of those people who is annoyingly good at everything, but it’s not a bad thing. Take pride in that natural talent of yours.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
You’re wasting time, Virgo, and it’s showing big time. Better start picking up the pace or you’ll soon be drowning in your sorrows.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
No one knows how to accomplish a goal like you do, Libra. That hard work in the gym is really starting to present itself. Here’s to achieving our dream bodies.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Your snarky remarks are starting to really turn others off. Nobody’s perfect and that includes you, Scorpio. Haven’t you heard of treating others the way you want to be treated?
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
It seems as though your relationship is on the verge of a break-up, Sagittarius, but trust me, it’s for the best. This is not the time to be upset. In the words of Drake, YOLO.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
To go to the gym, or to stay home? That is not the question, Capricorn. Maybe you should have chosen a different New Year resolution, you slacker.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
It’s people like you who make the world a better place, Aquarius. Your care and effort to always see the positive is inspiring and refreshing to us all.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
You feel like giving up, Pisces, but now is not the time. Keep pushing and accomplishment will be here in no time. No one likes a quitter.