Horoscope

By PALOMA MELLO  

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Happy birthday! Be sure to wear your best outfit and eat at least five cupcakes. Don’t worry, my dear, you are not going to get fat. Don’t be too harsh on yourself, look at your amazing body! Be prepared for the new love that is coming up.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Oh dear Taurus, why do you have to be so huggable? And have such a pretty smile? And feet? And what about your hairline? So cute! Oh my… Don’t feel suffocated with all those people liking you. I understand them.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)

You’re lucky, Gemini. Are you already preparing your big bash? You should, to celebrate how amazing you are going to do on your finals! Don’t forget to invite your beautiful best friend to the celebration. I see a good gift coming up.

Cancer (June 22- July 22)

I see a good road trip coming up, but be careful with your tires. And drive safe! I’m sure your family will be baking good stuff to welcome you back. There’s a good chocolate croissant in your future.

Leo (July 23- Aug. 22)

Leo, do you see what I see? Your number of friends is multiplying every year! I love your good sense of humor. You are so fun to be around! Just stop being silly when you are flirting, it’s kind of way too attractive.

Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22)

I know you know that I’m kind of obsessed with you. It’s OK though. I’m sure that the problem is me, not you. I love you. Oops, I just spit it out, sorry. You are lovable. I’m sure your mom tells you all the time.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Where did you get your shoes? Good choice! Hey, do you remember that new person you met the other day, whose name starts with the letter O? I see something with potential on that. Be nice, as always!

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Hey, don’t bite me! I’m just here to help you. I like your shirt, by the way. Oh, I have an idea for you. Make a shirt or hat saying “Free Hugs” and stand at the main entrance of PCC West Campus. Yay!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21)

Remember charity when you win the lottery in the next couple of days, OK? Don’t get too snobby or anything like that. You are a nice person already. Don’t change with all the money. Just follow your heart.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan 19)

Wow, I love your intelligence. You are smart and you know it. Don’t be afraid to try all the new ideas you are having. I see success coming up in the next couple of days, and a new pet. Be sure to feed him and look at the stars. Stars are always good.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Hi amazing one, keep working hard on your projects. They will be so successful. By the way, what happened to you today? You look fabulous! I loved your hair! I see a lot of candy for you this month.

Pisces (Feb.19-March 20)

Don’t be sad! I know you are missing your birthday already, but don’t cry. There is always next year, my dear. Start to think about something else … like Easter! Think about the cute, fluffy little rabbits that you are going to see … and receive!

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