Taurus (April 20-May 20)
OK, so I’m a really bad example of this, but don’t procrastinate. It’s not a good idea, because you’ll end up like me and be awake at 2 a.m. finishing your homework.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)
You’re at the same point as Taurus up there. Put the games aside and focus more on your classes. Finals are coming up soon and you need to study.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Don’t forget to study for your math final. You need to pass this semester and you haven’t been doing your best this time around.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
You’re starting to count down the days until the semester ends, aren’t you? You may want to stop. You’ve got some time left, you know.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept.22)
Stop putting off that book you’ve been wanting to read. You’ve got some time to kill, and I know you’re dying to get started. Just don’t give away the ending.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Spend less time online. Look, I love “Titan Quest” as much as the next person, but real people exist and you need to start spending time with them.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Is it weird, me not ragging on you most of the semester? Yeah, it was for me too. I’m not doing it this issue, mostly because I’ve wasted most of my space, but look out for the grand finale in the last issue.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
My fellow centaurs… um, that’s literally as far as I got before my ADOS kicked in. Wait, you don’t know what ADOS is? It means Attention Deficit-Ooh Shiny! I get easily distracted by shiny stuff and flashing lights. Sorry about that…

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Don’t let little things bother you. I know it’s hard, but give it a try. You’ll feel a lot less stressed out if you let the little stuff go.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
I’m starting to fall asleep on you, but I’m trying to come up with a good one. Let me think… um… try to get in contact with an old friend. It will feel awesome to reconnect!

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Try horseback riding. It’s quite a bit of fun, and can be very exhilarating. But then again, it can be expensive, so maybe that won’t work after all. Sorry.

Aries (March 21April 19)

I’ve pretty much given up on being awake right now. It’s almost 2:30 a.m. and I’ve been awake since 9. So I’m going to leave you with this: don’t be like me and stay up late playing video games. Lethargy sucks.


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