Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21)

Being lethargic and bored with life isn’t fun, Sagittarius. The next few weeks should be different. You’ll meet new, even strange, people at random.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan 19)

You are on fire this week. Some may even say you’re looking a tad bit suave. Keep up the good work, you sexy thing… it may only last a week.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

The semester’s almost over, Aquarius. Do something spontaneous. Take that short road trip you’ve always dreamed about.

Pisces (Feb.19-March 20)

You’ve been dreaming a lot lately about airplanes or trying to escape a torturous death, Pisces. Ever think your dreams might be hinting at something?

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Today you embarrassed yourself by getting caught singing at the top of your lungs to a “Little Mermaid” soundtrack. It’s OK, the embarrassment will heal. At least you’re original.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

So the cat’s out of the bag but your significant other wasn’t as angry as you feared. Did it ever occur to you that maybe your sweetie is also cheating on you? Just asking.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)

Disaster after disaster! When will the madness end, you ask? Don’t fret, Gemini. By the end of the week, you’ll find some serenity.

Cancer (June 22- July 22)

Procrastinating seems good at first. In the end you’re only screwing yourself. Just think of all the fun you could be having.

Leo (July 23- Aug. 22)

This may be the one week you want to play the lottery, Leo. You’re feeling lucky and you should. You’re surrounded by luck. I bet you could even find a four-leaf clover if you tried.

Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22)

Be very careful this week if you want to stick around for 2011. Look both ways before crossing the street and chew your food slowly.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

How about taking the bee out of your bonnet, Libra? Lighten up. Next week will look a little better if you do. Otherwise it will be just as gloomy as now.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Found out some bad news this week, did ya? Well, Scorpio, take one step at a time. Don’t jump into that shotgun wedding your parents are insisting on. Other options will reveal themselves.

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